Thanks to Hunee Dreamscape for this!!
You Might be a TE addict if .... (with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)
When you're standing in line at the grocery store, you ask the guy in front of you if he will be your liege.
when your doctor is puzzled about your ailment, you offer to pay him gold to bring in assistance from another kingdom.
you ask your children when they are going to get on with it, and get their own subjects.
you insist that your familey address you by your special title "The Royal Dinnermaker".
On April 15th, you petition yor congressman to waive taxes for this year.
When you hear about the national census, you get excited because you're gonna get some of your gold back.
you buy a new house you dig up the back yard hoping to discover gold.
you have more than one recipe for blood stew.
you get a promotion at work, but, are disappointed because nobody said "Hear ye, Hear ye".
you run out of food in your refrigerator, so you try to seize some from your neighbors.
you ask your childs math teacher why they don't teach that 286 = 2+8+6 = 16 = 1+6 = 7
1 comment:
Does a feeling of deprivation at not seeing any October update on here qualify me as an addict?
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